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Subject: Consumer-product diversity now exceeds biodiversity.

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WASHINGTON, DC--According to an EPA study conducted in conjunction with the
U.N. Task Force On Global Developmental Impact, consumer-product diversity
now exceeds biodiversity.

According to the study, for the first time in history, the rich array of
consumer products available in malls and supermarkets surpasses the number
of living species populating the planet.

"Last year's introduction of Dentyne Ice Cinnamint gum, right on the heels
of the extinction of the Carolina tufted hen, put product diversity on top
for the first time," study chair Donald Hargrove said.  "Today, the Procter
& Gamble subphylum alone outnumbers insects two to one."

The sharp rise in consumer-product diversity--with more than 200 million
new purchasing options generated since 1993--comes as welcome news for those
upset over the dwindling number of plant and animal species.

"As more and more species fall victim to extinction, we face a grave crisis
of decreased diversity, not only in America but across the globe," Hargrove
said. "But the good news is, these losses in biodiversity are more than
offset by a corresponding rise in consumer-product diversity. Though flora
and fauna are dwindling, the spectrum of goods available to consumers is
wider than at any time in planetary history. And that's something we can
all be happy about."

Scientists are calling the current decrease in biodiversity one of the worst
episodes of mass extinction in the Earth's history. The rate at which
species are currently vanishing approaches that of the "K-T Event" that
ended the Age of Dinosaurs 65 million years ago and resulted in a loss of
76 percent of the world's species. The current era of biodiversity
depletion, however, is unique in that it is the first mass extinction to
occur in conjunction with an expanding industrial society, and thus, the
first in which consumer-product availability can function as a "balancing
factor" to help keep global diversity thriving.

"Any healthy system needs diversification in order to flourish," University
of Chicago biologist Jonathan Grogan said. "Any complex system, whether we
are talking about the Amazon Rainforest or the Mall of America, needs a rich
array of species/products if it is to survive.  That is why, in light of
the crumbling global ecosystem, it is increasingly vital that we foster the
diversification of the global marketplace by buying the widest range of
consumer products possible."

According to Grogan, because of the interdependent nature of systems like
the Amazon Rainforest and the Mall of America, the disappearance of any one
species/product can lead to the disappearance of countless others.

"The extinction of the Borneo hooded tern was an indirect result of the
disappearance of the native species of sea snails upon which it fed," Grogan
said. "This kind of vicious cycle, once begun, is impossible to contain.
Fortunately, though, the process can function the same way in reverse: The
successful introduction of a new item can lead to additional items later
on. For example, the proliferation of Love My Carpet-brand carpet cleaner
in hall closets across America would not have been possible without the
introduction of the affordable, easy-to-use Hoover 5.0 upright vacuum
cleaner. And thus, the cycle of life goes on."

According to science writer David Quammen, much of the rise in consumer-
product diversity is a direct result of the decrease in biodiversity.

"When a species vanishes, the world loses not only that species, but the
wide range of highly specialized physical and biochemical functions that
species served. These ecological losses necessitate the creation of new,
synthetic products capable of serving the same functions," Quammen said.
"So, for example, when we lose a strain of microbe that filters the water
we drink, we compensate by developing the amazing Brita water filter, with
its patented filtration technology. When we lose a plant in the jungles of
Indonesia whose berry bears an extremely rare nutrient, we develop in its
place fruity, fun-to-eat Flintstones chewable vitamin supplements."

Read the EPA report: "The planet Earth stands on the brink of one of the
most devastating global extinctions in history. By the year 2040, nearly
two-thirds of all current species will be extinct. Rainforest habitats that
were once lush canopies of life, sustaining millions of highly specialized
and interdependent species of plants and animals, have been reduced by
upwards of 95 percent in some areas. Thankfully, however, retail outlets
which, as little as 50 years ago, were the domain of only a handful of basic
staple goods, have evolved into lush, highly developed supermarkets and
department stores with a nearly limitless abundance of consumer goods."

Environmental and business leaders cheered the report's optimistic findings,
but they warn that consumers still have their work cut out for them.

"As our ecological resources continue to disappear, we must all do our
part," Quaker Oats CEO Reuben McCall said. "That means diligent,
conscientious commitment to increased consumption of new products. If these
products are not bought, nobody will manufacture them. And if this were to
happen, the damage to the precious diversity of our consumer landscape would
be disastrous."

Had my 5 remaining top teeth pulled today and have been fitted with a plate.
Not the nicest of experiences, I got some valium from the doctor's - coz I have a bit of a dentist phobia.

It feels a bit weird - sometimes when I talk, the plate drops down, making me sound strange. Still I am glad it is done.

The whole process was helped, by the fact that, I had a very good dentist.